FUN 'N GAMES

TVH3 Moreton Alternate Hash Olympics

'Ere be yer teams. Dress up in Fancy gear representin' yer team fer Saturday evenin'

'E can play in silly games if thee likes at they Hash Alternate 'lympics on Saturday 23rd August at 3:30pm.

Don' spect any favours. Judges decisions be vinal.

Peter Gurney

Chairman of Judges

TEAM GREAT BRITAIN

Able Semen
Bin Laden
Bubbles
Catflap
Forest Stump
Hi de Hi
Honeydew
Hornie
Manpig
Melon Picker
Migman
Mouldy Dick
Pork Torpedo
Soapy
Wickdipper
Wigwam

TEAM USA

Creeper / Bicester
Navigator / Birmingham
Taxi Tossers Tootsie T.T. T. / Donnington
Emu / Edinburgh
Matthew Butler / North Wilts
Muddybum / North Wilts
Monsoon Drain / Edinburgh
Poacher / Teign Valley
Miss Whiplash / Teign valley
Gulab Jamun / Teign valley
Ullage / Teign valley
Upperskirt / Lune Valley
Bobbiball / Teign Valley
P-Rick / Vectis Lunatic
Sewer Rat / Bristol
Dr Doolittle / Churn Valley
Sparkie / Teign Valley

TEAM WEST INDIES

Stuffed n Basted / Birmingham
Oddbitz / City of Exeter
Darling / Gloucester Gourmets
Viv Perry / Herts
Lobby Lobster / Herts
Snowman / Isle of Wight
Cooperman / Isle of Wight
She's Ready / Plympton
That's Crap / Plympton
Dynorod / Old Coulsden
Cinderfella / Teign Valley
Beetroot / Norfolk
Gazunder / Teign valley
Cybersex / North Wilts
Sierra Hornie / Nelson, New Zealand
Limp / Milton Keynes
Private Parts / Cheltenham & Cotswolds
Gobbler / Teign Valley
Chuff Chuff / Teign Valley

TEAM EUROPE

Chesty / City of Exeter
Taxi Tosser T.T. / Donnington
Thatchmo / Norfolk
Stephen Chandler / North Wilts
Felt Tip / North Wilts
PG Tits / Old Coulsden
Genital Heat Rash / Plympton
Cpl Gloria / Plympton
Fallen Woman / Teign Valley
Sticky Dicky / Teign Valley
Hoggy / Edinburgh
Dog End / Teign Valley
Bumps / Vectis Lunatic
Masterbaker / Nelson, New Zealand
Utter Buttocks / Milton Keynes
Lark's Vomit / Teign Valley
Babe / North Wilts
Winfield / Teign Valley
Hovel Annie / Teign Valley

TEAM AFRICA

Radiohead / City of Exeter
Mr X / Herts
Junior / Herts
TC / Herts
Poor Sod / Isle of Wight
Cyberseptic / Lune Valley
Bones / North Wilts
Glossygob / North Wilts
Lizbien / Plympton
Stumpy / Plympton
Stat-Nav / City of Exeter
My Lil Sperm'ead / Herts
Come Tonight / Plympton
KitKat / North Wilts
New Boiler / Herts
Wriggle / Milton Keynes
Mad Max / Bristol
Mavis / Bristol
Sheree Millen / Birmingham
Adrian Boyd / Birmingham

TEAM ASIA

In Cider / Ashburton
Tuned In / City of Exeter
Airbag / Donnington
Martini / Ebley Full Moon
Kylie / Herts
Baldrick / Lune Valley
Masterbaker / Lune Valley
Antiseptic / Lune Valley
Lips / Plympton
Hairy Mollusc / Plympton
Chunder / Wirral & Chester
Bumslide / Wirral & Chester
Phallus / Xystus
Flash Git / City of London
Olive / South Hams
Strider / Guernsey
Backachen / Guernsey
Shani / North Wilts

TEAM AUSTRALIA

Mishap / Birmingham
Fruity Bitz / City of Exeter
Mad Cow / Donnington
Arseholeo / Hammersley, Western Australia
Markie Mark / Herts
Fu Manchu / Plympton
Enter the Dragon / Plympton
Gnasher / Tamar Valley
Bonio / North Wilts
Broken Man / Teign Valley
Smash / Teign Valley
U-Bend Over / Teign valley
Raving Hatrack / South Hams
Pilt Down / Teign Valley
Gorgy P Orgy / Teign Valley
Utterly Butterly / North Wilts
Wriggle / Milton Keynes
Dopey / Truro

Down Down Beer

We have several barrels of Cotley Tawny (3.8 abv) for the circles and run refreshments